In the research arena, there is always a “conflict of interest” declaration to enumerate any reasons why the researcher may benefit from favorable results of a study. Many times, the researcher’s lab is sponsored by the very same company whose drug  is being studied. Other times, the primary investigator holds stock in the pharmaceutical. Regardless, any conflict of interest is often viewed with critical skepticism, based on the notion that research should be purely scientific.

I’ve never had any financial disclosures in research. Is that good? I’ve begun to reconsider. Would it not be a privilege to be able to state that you are a primary shareholder in a pharmaceutical company? After all, don’t you have to be an important person to be in that situation? Don’t we all want to be important?

My next goal: strive to generate as many conflicts of interest as possible. More to follow…

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