Paperwork is the bane of the U.S. health system. Hospitals hire trolls to ensure that physicians and nurses document every last detail of a patient’s bowel movement in case of legal dispute. Social workers hound us to document minutiae so that the hospitals will receive their cut of the bill. I was recently told to draw a down arrow along with “K+” to document hypokalemia so that the hospital will be able to bill for the medical condition.

I am in the process of registering to work in a new hospital system in another state. The other day, I received a huge packet of poorly photocopied paperwork to be completed before I get hired. One of them is a statement that I will not sue my employer under any circumstances. Another form states that if I choose to work at this hospital, I am forbidden to moonlight in my free time. Other forms include various tax withholding forms (W-4′s, IT-2104′s), applications for employment, background check forms, and a variety of nondescript forms with a blank to sign and date.

To think, these forms are only for residency training! How much worse is the paperwork for a real job? I would have thought that the blood and sweat ended after I matched, but I’ve come to realize it’s a lifelong journey.

Do doctors in other countries have to go through the same harrowing process simply to practice medicine? What if I moved to France or China? Would there be as much paperwork? The thought of practicing medicine outside the U.S. is intriguing….

Readers! Please share your thoughts!

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